Monday, May 25, 2015

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Sunday, May 24, 2015

Chuck Versus the List: The Ten Best Chuck Episodes of ALL TIME!

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What can I say about Chuck, Josh Schwartz and Chris Fedak's ode to comedy and spy films? It's one of my favorite TV shows of all time, it's one of the few things my brother and I actually agree on being great, and it was yet another casualty of NBC not having a freaking clue how to produce an audience. Oh, it also desperately deserves a movie, because how can a show that had episodes named Chuck Versus So and So not have a feature length picture named Chuck Versus the Movie? There's gold, and then there's liquid gold. Chuck Versus the Movie is liquid gold.

Why am I bringing this up? Because I'm clearly about to write a column titled Chuck Versus the List. Hey, if I can do that type of thing for Community, why not for the Chuckster? So tonight, let's kick off the first edition of this bad boy with a look at the ten best Chuck episodes of all time! As with Community, let me caution you Chuck fans now; if you're favorite episode didn't make it, it doesn't mean I didn't like it. It just means there were too many great episodes. If it sounds like I'm trying to avoid you throwing fruit at me because I left "Chuck Versus the Cougars" off the list, it's because I am. Did it work? Probably not. ON WITH THE SHOW!

Chuck Versus the List

10. Chuck Versus the Seduction

Makes the list for giving us national treasure Roan Montgomery, the greatest thing John Larroquette has done since...alright it's the greatest thing he's ever done. Bravo to him, writer Matthew Miller and director Allan Kroeker for delivering such a memorable goofball in Roan. He's like James Bond, if Bond was a Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas level alcoholic and was the most inexplicable ladies man of all time. I'm still trying to decide which of Roan's lines were the best, "Not you, Agent Frankenstein" or "Don't encourage him! This isn't happy hour at Chilis". Like I said, national treasure. Hello Diane indeed!

9. Chuck Versus the Goodbye

The series finale only at #9? Hey, much like Community, every list involving Chuck is strong, which means some good/great things are either left out or lower than you expect. Make no mistake though, this is a great finale. Everything you'd want as a Chuck fan is here. Everyone parting on great terms? Check. Jeffster performing a ridiculously awesome cover of aha's "Take Me On"? Check. Call back to the very first episode of the show? Check. THE RETURN OF THE WEINERLICIOUS?! Double check. This is everything you'd want out of a series finale. Except of course that it was the finale. Chuck Versus the Movie? Chuck Versus the Movie? Chuck Versus the Movie.

8. Chuck Versus the Ring Part II

The culmination of Chuck's best season saw our hero finally reach his potential. And what a way to do it, overcoming a near crippling brain injury caused by the Intersect, the death of his father and the ultimate rat bastard in Daniel Shaw. Freakin' Daniel Shaw; not since Riley Finn has there been a TV character I've wanted more to GO AWAY! That character, by design I'm pretty sure, was stiffer than a Kelly Slater surfboard, the opposite of Roan Montgomery. That Chuck was able to finally rid us of him for what appeared to be once and for all (Shaw returned in season five's "Chuck Versus the Santa Suit"), while jamming to Jeffster's cover of "Shot Down in a Blaze of Glory" to no less, is a master achievement. Also, wasn't it fun (and yet semi-tragic) to watch the Buy More go up in flames? What a sad end to the saddest place in the world.  

7. Chuck Versus the Nemesis

"Chuck Versus the Hard Imported Salami" may have had the OMG moment in Chuck and Sarah finally  making out, but its follow up was the better episode. We get to see the underrated Matt Bomer in an extensive, non flashback role for the first time, and his Bryce Larkin is just as suave, infuriating and chill as you'd expect. Perhaps most importantly however, we finally get to see Sarah wrestle with her feelings over Chuck (while simultaneously wrestling with her lingering feelings for Bryce). Which one will she choose? Will she choose? Add that to Black Friday at the Buy More (one word; Pineapple), and you've got a winner on your hands.

6. Chuck Versus the Push Mix

Co-creator Josh Schwartz has said of this episode that it contains the best ten minutes in the show's history. He's right. The finale of "Chuck Versus the Push Mix" is a sight to behold, with Ellie and Awesome welcoming their daughter into the world, Jeffster providing yet another cover over the hospital loudspeaker, and, in the show's best moment, Chuck proposing to Sarah in as quiet and intimate of a moment as you can imagine. The rest of the episode is pretty good too, with Chuck's mother finally being freed from the claws of Alexei Volkoff, Casey in the hospital, and Casey in the hospital. You haven't lived till you've seen Casey deal with the romance between Morgan and his daughter Alex. Great stuff.

5. Chuck Versus the Cliffhanger

The season four finale features Chuck at his most badass, going to great lengths to rescue Sarah from the now evil as hell Vivian McArthur. Plus, Chuck finally fulfils his destiny of getting control of the Buy More, has the Intersect suppressed out of his head and then watches Morgan get the Intersect. Yup, Morgan with the Intersect. Great stuff. Oh, there's also some sort of wedding. Not a huge deal, just some vows exchanged between your favorite spy couple that took forever to get together. Nothing to get excited over in the slightest!

4. Chuck Versus the American Hero

Remember when I said season three of Chuck was the best season of the show? "Chuck Versus the American Hero" occurs right in the heart of it, a section of the show I'd like to call the Zenith of Chuck. Seriously, from "Chuck Versus the Beard" to "Chuck Versus the Other Guy" (and you could make the argument it goes further), the show took off and became the sort of classic Once Upon a Time only dreams about being. Larry Bird bows down to the middle of Chuck, season three.

Anyways, "American Hero", taking place towards the end of the run, is a tour de force. Chuck finally decides to win Sarah over for good, to mixed results. Awesome, Morgan and Casey (all with their own motivations) try to help Chuck to disastrous results. Lester and Jeff prove to be the LeBron James of stalking. And Daniel Shaw, with an assist from TV bad guy extraordinaire Mark Sheppard and 24 vet Roger Cross, gets one step closer to becoming interesting. All in all, you don't get much better than this. Except that you do, as this is only #4.

3. Chuck Versus the Other Guy

Shouldn't this episode be titled "The One Where Chuck and Sarah Finally Become Facebook Official"? Yes, this is the one where it finally happens. Sarah kicks Shaw to the curb, confesses her love to a drunk, Pretty in Pink quoting Chuck, and we all lived happily ever after. Alright, we did that after Chuck shot Shaw in Paris and saved Sarah's life, but you get the point. Also, Casey wiggled his way back in the NSA, Sheppard went off to yet another unseen TV prison, and Morgan Grimes became an official government spy. But who really cares? Chuck and Sarah got together! It was as if a million fan fiction writers cried out in ecstasy and suddenly fell silent that day. If I can quote General Beckman, it was about damn time.

2. Chuck Versus the Beard

Any Chuck fan knows that the calling card of the show was a mixture of pop culture comedy and gripping action. What also made the show great though was its big heart, something "Chuck Versus the Beard" proudly wears on its sleeve. Unable to flash and now losing Sarah to the boring, humdrum grip of Shaw (who actually makes Sarah seem less interesting than ever in this episode), Chuck is grounded at the Buy More by his team. By chance, Ring agents infiltrate the Buy More and Castle, attempting to destroy both in order to eliminate the Intersect. A rally is staged by the Buy More employees (believing their store is being bought out) to the sound of Jeffster's "Fortunate Son" cover, Chuck and Morgan try to stop the Ring, and Morgan finally learns Chuck's secret. An absolute gem of an episode, and the one that ultimately kick started Chuck on its historic run.

1. Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer

Season three might've had Chuck's best stretch, season four may have had the Chuck-Sarah marriage you always wanted, and season one may have had the Sandworm from Dune. In the end, none of those seasons had the music of the universe. "Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer" did however, and it gets the top spot for being the symbol of what Chuck was; an action/comedy that was as much about world playing Missile Command to Rush as it was saving the world. Plus, have you seen the scene? It's so dope, it has actually inspired me to try and beat video games while listening to "Tom Sawyer." Has it worked? I plead the fifth.  

That'll do it guys! Hope you enjoyed this list. I'll be back with another one sometime soon. Till then, a gif of SUMMER in Chuck, Season 4.

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Lucha Libre World Cup Preview Part 4 (with predictions)

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Alright guys, we've finally arrived to the final part of the Lucha Libre World Cup preview. Today, we're going to take a look at the last two teams, and then give some quick predictions for the show. Are you excited?! You best be. Let's not waste anymore time. ON WITH THE SHOW!

Lucha Libre World Cup Preview Part 4 (with predictions)

Team AAA


El Hijo del Fantasma: Son of luchadore Fantasma, has worked with CMLL, currently working in AAA and Lucha Underground, where he goes by the name King Cuerno. Current AAA World Cruiserweight Champion, and the first after unifying the belts last August.

El Texano Jr.: Son of former CMLL, AAA, WCCW and WCW wrestler El Texano, brother of Super Nova. Was the longest and youngest reigning AAA Mega Champion in history. Was 2015 Rey de Reyes winner. Currently wrestling in Lucha Underground.

Psycho Clown: Son of Brazo de Plata, who was known to WWE fans as Super Porky (that sound you hear is me angrily shaking my head at Vince McMahon). Leader of the Los Psychos Circus stable with Monster Clown and Murder Clown, where they are in their second reign as AAA Trios Champions. Also worked for CMLL. Looks like Doink the Clown, acts like a cross between Doink and Pennywise.

Wrestler You've Heard Of

Fantasma. With Psycho Clown having no appearances in the American wrestling landscape, that leaves Fantasma/Cuerno and Texano to duel it out here. And while Texano has the AAA title reign (definitely noteworthy), his LU run has's been the equivalent of David Caruso leaving NYPD Blue for movies that sucked. Sucked may be too strong of a word for Texano, but he hasn't been as good as hoped. Thus, Fantasma/Cuerno takes this spot, as you've heard of him and he hasn't disappointed. Plus, now you'll get to see how different Deer Antlers is in a non Deer Antlers role. Fantasma is actually supposed to be more his identity than Cuerno is (the only reason Fantasma didn't use his AAA name in LU is because of copyright issues), so consider this a first look in how he actually performs most of the time.

Alternate Universe Fantasma

Chance of Victory

Good. Very good. The group is made up of three solid AAA stars, Texano and Fantasma come in white hot from their AAA runs and they're based in the promotion running the event. They're at least getting into the third place match up.

The Dream Team


Alberto El Patron: Son of Dos Caros, nephew of Mil Mascaras, biggest star in lucha libre today. The current AAA Mega Champion, former two time WWE Champion, former two time WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Royal Rumble winner, Money in the Bank winner, numerous other accolades. Wrestled for CMLL, currently also wrestling in Lucha Underground. The man, as if you couldn't tell.

Myzteziz: Brother of AAA and Lucha Underground star Argenis, cousin of luchadore Magnus, nephew of CMLL booker Tony Salazar. Was the biggest star in lucha libre in the mid 2000's while wresting for CMLL as Mistico, and was considered by many to be the best wrestler in the world. Voted biggest box office draw  of the decade by the Wrestling Observer. Wrestled for WWE as Sin Cara.

Rey Mysterio Jr.: Nephew of Rey Mysterio Sr., debuted at only 14 years old. Wrestled for WCW and WWE in the United States, where he won three world titles, four tag team titles, two Intercontinental titles and a record setting eight cruiserweight titles. Returned to AAA this year to finish his career, rumored to be heading to Lucha Underground. Considered by many to be one of the greatest lucha libre stars of all time.

The Dream Team
Wrestler You've Heard Of

Mysterio. It's not a landslide, as all three men have wrestled in the states, and El Patron is widely well known here himself (and is definitely a bigger star in Mexico right now). But there's no comparing to Mysterio. He wrestled here in the states for almost 20 consecutive years, revolutionized the way Americans say lucha libre and is certainly a sure fire WWE Hall of Famer sometime down the road if he wants it. Hell, I've been watching Rey since I was a kid, first seeing him in WCW. This is the most well known guy not just on this team, but in the entire tournament. I expect he and El Patron will be the biggest reasons people by this show.

Chance of Victory

If these guys aren't the favorite, I don't know what you're definition of favorite is. This team will make the finals at worst, and I'm just being kind to the other teams in setting expectations that low.

Alright, there's a breakdown of the teams. Now let's predict the matches!

Top Bracket

Dream Team vs. Team Noah

Poor Noah. I had them as a semi finals team when I first started this breakdown. I was wrong. I'll literally move to Tokyo if the Dream Team doesn't pull this one out. Winner: Dream Team

Team AAA vs. Team ROH/LU

Unfortunate luck of the draw here for ROH/LU. They could've been a second round team against Noah, All Japan or TNA/LU. Alas, they'll have to settle for going home early. Unless you're really expecting AAA to get rid of their own team in the first round. Winner: Team AAA

Bottom Bracket

Team All Japan vs. Team MexLeyendas

Yup, they put the two oldest teams against each other in the first round. Who could've possibly guessed that?! I would say this would likely be the worst match of the opening round due to everyone's age, but after watching L.A. Park vs. La Parka last night, I'll never doubt anyone regardless of age again. Probably why I'm going with the oldest team for victory. Now get off my lawn! Winner: Team MexLeyendas

International Dream Team vs. Team TNA/LU

We're in biased territory! To be honest, I don't need to be biased to know that the International Dream Team is taking this one. I said yesterday that I don't foresee Team TNA/LU making it too far, and I especially don't see that now that they're going up against a team with two of LU/AAA's hottest stars right now. Looks like I'll be cheering on into the second round! Winner: International Dream Team

Second Round

Dream Team vs. Team AAA

That's right, we're getting a match that looked like a finals contender in the second round. Well done AAA, way to throw some unpredictability into the mix. I'm very tempted to take a risk here and go with Team AAA with some sort of screwy finish (all three guys are rudos after all), but how on earth can you possibly bet against the Dream Team?! There's a reason it's called the Dream Team after all. Thus, barring plan to jumpstart a huge Triplemania feud here (which they can do later anyway), the top seed gets to the Finals. Will be an awesome match, potentially the best of the night. Winner: Dream Team

Team MexLeyendas vs. International Dream Team

I think most people will go with the MexLeyendas here, so the fans can see a spirited, fitting finale between the present day stars of lucha libre vs. the past. NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND! I think AAA knows the best way to generate an electric atmosphere for the Final is to have the rudo team get a cheap victory to put more fans on the side of the Dream Team. Thus, look for El Mesias to do something dastardly, and look for the International Dream Team to make it to the finals. I'm totally not being biased and living in a dream world right now! Winner: International Dream Team

Third Place Match

Team AAA vs. Team MexLeyendas

The legends are taking this one in a close bout. What, they're going to get something, might as well be this one. Look for a big Triplemania feud to start from this. I'm going to say Dr. Wagner vs. Fantasma. Winner: Team MexLeyendas

Championship Match

Dream Team vs. International Dream Team

It will be electric, it will be fun, and it will be the top contender for match of the night, along with the Dream Team-Team AAA match. I expect we'll see a sudden death period here as well, likely between El Patron and El Mesias. Who wins? As much as I'm rooting for the International Dream Team and as tempted as I am to say they sneak out a win to a massive chorus of boos, I can't go against the favorites. There would have to be a massive, and I mean MASSIVE, Triplemania angle planned, and there's nothing I can see them doing here that they can't do with a Dream Team victory. So I'm going to play it safe, pick Patron to beat Mesias in sudden death, leading to the glorious kick start of a Patron-Mesias angle that leads the Triplemania main event. Man, do I hope I'm wrong here (GO INTERNATIONAL DREAM TEAM!). Winner: Dream Team

There you have it guys. That will wrap up the Lucha Libre World Cup preview. Be sure to tune in tonight at 7 P.M. EST on IPPV to catch all the great action. I'll be back tonight with something non lucha libre related and will have full analysis on the World Cup tomorrow, perhaps even a running diary (depends on if I can watch the show tonight or if I have to catch it tomorrow). Till then, DUCHOVNY! Alright, so I didn't go that deep with the closing line this time.

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Saturday, May 23, 2015

The War of La Parka: A Lucha Libre Legend

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At the end of the day, there's nothing more important to someone than their name. It means everything. You can take away money, you can rob one of all prized possessions, but it would never be the same as robbing someone of their name. You do that, and their reputation crumbles, their identity falls apart, their life breaks down before their very eyes. A name means everything, and it's the basis for the story I'm about to tell you. Hopefully it doesn't kill the meaning to inform it's a pro wrestling story.

On June 6th, 2010,  AAA put together one of the most unique main events in the history of Triplemania, the promotions biggest show of the year. It wasn't fought over a heavyweight championship, it wasn't a massive multi man match for company control, it wasn't even for a well built up secondary title. Instead, Triplemania's main event was a battle over a name, a battle nearly two decades in the making that had greatly affected the careers of both participants and the promotion that created the name. It's a story not known to most wrestling fans here in the states, and it's a story worth telling. So sit back, crack open a Pepsi and settle in. This here is the tale of one lucha libre's great modern day feuds. This is the War of La Parka.

Chapter 1: La Parka's Many Masks

In 1992, frustrated by his ideas being shot down by CMLL higher ups, former wrestler turned booker Antonio Pena created the promotion we now know as AAA (Asistencia Asesoría y Administración). Almost overnight, AAA became legitimate competition for CMLL, largely due to Pena signing away talented young luchadores who had been held down in favor of CMLL's old guard. One of the young luchadores Pena signed was Adolfo Tapia, a 27 year old luchadore who had bounced around in the lower levels of lucha libre since his debut in 1987. Having a brilliant mind for the business, Pena created a new character for Tapia, one of a masked luchadore decked out in a skeleton costume, a homage to costumes used in Day of the Dead ceremonies. With that, La Parka was born.

L.A. Park, the original La Parka, in WCW

Almost immediately, the gimmick was a success. Tapia, it turned out, was a highly charismatic performer, and he quickly one over the crowd due to his unique look and colorful personality (La Parka famously strutted and danced his way to the ring, and would often bring a chair with him that he would air guitar to). Think Shinsuke Nakamura if he dressed up like Skeletor. For the next few years, La Parka become one of the most popular luchadores in Mexico, and seemed destined to be a top star for years to come. Alas, this was around the time the US was beginning to take note of just how exciting a style lucha libre was. It wasn't long till Tapia was noticed, and he and the La Parka gimmick bolted to the States, first for a brief run with ECW and then a highly memorable run in WCW, where La Parka would become the self proclaimed "chairman of WCW", beat Randy Savage (it was in fact Diamond Dallas Page in the costume, not Tapia, during that moment) and eventually get swallowed up whole by the awful Vince Russo/Ed Ferreira era.

While Tapia was having his run up north however, Pena came up with another idea. Since he was the one who designed the La Parka gimmick, he held the rights to the character in Mexico, allowing him to put someone else in the skeleton costume. Once again, Pena chose a lesser known talent in Jesus Escobedo, who like Tapia had more or less floated around before getting a shot in the suit. And wouldn't you know it, Pena struck gold again, as Escobedo turned out to be just as charismatic a performer as Tapia. For the next few years, La Parka Jr. (called that on the belief that Tapia would return to AAA at some point) proved to be a success for AAA, even as business had declined in the wake of luchadores leaving for WCW and WWE.

Antonio Pena, the man who created La Parka

Then the shit hit the fan. In 2003, with WCW long gone and WWE having no interest in any luchadore outside of Rey Mysterio and Ultimo Dragon, Tapia returned to Mexico. The only problem was that he didn't return to AAA, opting to go to CMLL instead. Pena, hurt by the decision and again, still owning the rights to the character he created, filed a lawsuit against Tapia in order to prevent him from using the La Parka name. It worked; despite having used the La Parka character since its inception, Tapia was forced to give up the name and for a time his classic appearance. He would go on to take the name L.A. Park (short for La Autentica Park), while Escobedo had the Jr. dropped from his name and officially became the new La Parka. The legal battle served as a double edge sword. On one hand, the controversy, along with the popularity of both Tapia and Escobedo, made fans clamor for a match between the two to see who indeed deserved the right to be called La Parka. On the other, the lawsuit, and several countersuits by Tapia that followed, seemingly burned the bridge between the two parties, and when Pena died of a heart attack in 2006 without making peace with Tapia, it appeared the dream match fans wanted was out of reach.

The new La Parka, signing autographs

Chapter 2: The War Begins

If there's one thing about the wrestling business however, it's that one must never say never. On March 12th, 2010, AAA held their annual Rey de Reyes event, the lucha libre equivalent of WWE's King of the Ring. The main story going into the show had been the slow building feud between AAA owner Joaquin Roldan and his son Dorian, who had broken away from his father and joined up with Mexican legend turned invader Konnan. During the show, Dorian was seen talking to a man in the shadows, promising that this was his time. After Konnan defeated Cibernetico, Dorian and the man, dressed in a trench coat and his face concealed, came down to the ring and disposed of El Mesias, who had come to Cibernetico's aid. In one of the most shocking moments in AAA history, the man took off his disguise to reveal himself to be L.A. Park making his first appearance in AAA in over ten years. La Parka would come down to ring side moments later, and the two had to ultimately be separated by security. Fans went nuts, and it was clear the fight they had long wanted was within their reach.

Park would appear again for AAA a week later at a TV taping, attacking La Parka and putting him through a table. However, Park disappeared once more after that appearance, and would go on to claim in numerous interviews that his appearance was a one off, with him having nothing to prove now that he had taken care of, as he put it, the "poor imitation." In reality, AAA had developed a well booked work, intending to use the past issues between Park, La Parka and AAA to captivate fans. It worked, and a month later Park  had returned, attacking his nemesis once more. The stage was set for a challenge, and La Parka, fed up with the attacks, officially challenged Park to a match at Triplemania. Evidently because he's a nice guy, he also threw in a catch; Park would get to pick the stipulation.

The two La Parka's face off

Now I don't know about you, but it seems pretty clear what stipulation would be picked, right? Likely sensing that, AAA dragged out the issue for a few weeks before having him give his answer during a press conference on May 12th (Park actually accepted the challenge two weeks earlier, but chose to wait to reveal the stipulation). To the surprise of no one, the stipulation for the match was that the winner would get the rights to the La Parka name, thus ending the fourteen year debate on which man (Tapia or Escobedo) was the real La Parka. A week later, the contract was signed, and the fans finally had the dream match they always wanted. All that was left was to ride out the last few weeks of build up (which involved Dorian, by this point Park's onscreen manager, having La Parka arrested for piracy in a clever angle), and it would be there. The only question was, could it live up to the years and years of hype?

The Match

Triplemania finally arrived on June 6th, and to the surprise of no one, L.A. Park vs. La Parka served as the events main event match. You could sense the electricity as both men came to the ring, each wearing near identical La Parka costumes and each coming out to Michael Jackson's classic song, "Thriller" (in Mexico, copyright laws pretty much don't exist. It's wonderful as far as entrance music goes). In a shocking turn of events however, the crowd was seemingly split 60/40 in favor of Park. This was in spite of the fact that Park entered the match as the rudo (the term for heel in lucha libre, in case you're reading me for the first time), and was accompanied to the ring by Dorian, one of the most loathsome individuals in AAA at the time. If the crowd couldn't set the stage for the spectacle of what was to come, nothing could. And yet, both Park and La Parka had a few more surprises up their sleeves.

A bloodied La Parka takes a beating from L.A. Park

It's time to be real here. This was a hotly anticipated match, perhaps the most anticipated match in Mexico in recent memory when it happened. But no one, and I mean no one, could've possibly thought the match would be a classic. Both Park and La Parka were in their mid 40's at the time, well past their prime, and the presence of Dorian and Joaquin at ringside indicated this match would be more about spectacle and interference than high quality in ring action. Boy, was everyone wrong. Not only did those two deliver, but they delivered in full force, a combined performance that was at times brutal, at times intense and at every point exciting. Watching the match, I was surprised to see how well both men moved; if I hadn't known their ages, I would've thought Park and La Parka were twenty years younger than they were. That their ability to physically hold up coincided with some excellent storytelling is what ultimately made everything work. Losing wasn't an option for either man; they had to win, they needed to win. Everything depended on it. That's how much the stipulation meant. And it was that energy from them, that storytelling, that kept the crowd on their feet for the whole match, beginning to end.

And how did it end? After accidentally taking out the referee with a suicide dive, Park was able to take control of the match once again and brutally tombstoned La Parka onto a chair. Fed up with the cheating, Joaquin came in the ring to confront Park, who then took said chair and threatened AAA's owner. Evidently, this was a bridge too far for Dorian (who had otherwise gleefully supported Park's actions throughout the match), and he came in the ring to save his father. In a shocking move, Park turned on Dorian, shoving him away and then clocked Joaquin with a chair to a surprising amount of cheers. Dorian quickly recovered and attacked Park with the chair, but before he could serious damage was run off by, get this, Perros del Mal! Yes, Perro Aguayo Jr's promotion, having come to terms with AAA on an invasion angle just a few days prior to Triplemania, arrived right in the nick of time, chasing off Dorian and moving a wounded Park over a motionless La Parka. One corrupt ref later, and L.A. Park was the winner, officially proving himself to be the one true La Parka. The rest of Perros del Mal (including Park's son, Hijo de L.A. Park), hit the ring to celebrate, with Perro and Park cutting promos to close the show as the AAA roster angrily tried to get at the stable from outside the ring. As far as closing segments go, this might be the Blade Runner of lucha libre.

Halloween and Damien 666 pull a partially unmasked L.A. Park to victory


There's plenty of instances where big time events don't live up to the hype. L.A. Park vs. La Parka wasn't one of those. This was a dream match that exceeded the hype, a spectacle with story, a brawl with technical skill, a tale of two men fighting for a name they both felt they had claim to. Professional wrestling, whether it's the lucha libre or American style, works best when there is urgency, when the stakes feel real, when the story is something right out of the world we live in. The War of La Parka was just that. It took Adolfo Tapia's struggle to regain the name that made him a household name, it took Jesus Escobedo's struggle to overcome being the sequel to the original, and turned it into a lucha libre legend. The best comparison to a WWE match I can give is the Rock-Hollywood Hogan match from Wrestlemania X8, only with better in ring quality. It's that good. So don't wait, and don't just take my word for it. The usual ending isn't going to happen in this column. Instead, I'll leave you to go out, find this match on the internet or on DVD, and take 45 minutes of your time to sit back, relax, and enjoy professional wrestling as it's meant to be. You won't regret. Trust me, no one else who has seen it has.

A quick postscript; despite winning the match, Tapia wasn't allowed to take back the La Parka name, as the Mexico City Boxing and Wrestling Commission (yes, there's a commission down there that rules on a fake sport. I don't get it either) ruled the match void due to outside interference. Thus, Tapia was forced to remain L.A. Park, while Escobedo remains La Parka. Tapia later said that the name didn't matter, though whether he believes that or not is something you'd have to ask him.

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