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Class is in session Community fans! Welcome back to Intro to
Reviewing, and what a fantastic day for it. Community is back with its newest
episode, and well, it's good. Like, Mad Max: Fury Road good. Yes, that's my go
to comparison for greatness right now, and I don't really care because that
movie ruled and you should see it. Ditto for "Modern Espionage" the
latest in the wonderful canon of Community's paintball episodes. But hey, we're
wasting time here. ON WITH THE SHOW!
Intro to Reviewing:
Modern Espionage
Plot
Paintball is back at Greendale! Well, sort of. Despite
Frankie's best efforts to get rid of the game once and for all, a double secret
paintball extravaganza is underway, with the usual big prize awaiting the
winner (cash money as those in the hip hop game would say). The problem; it
appears the game has been started by someone from City College in order to once
again tear down Greendale from within. The study group unites to find the
culprit (called Silver Ballz because the paintballs he uses are silver) before
he can ruin a gala event honoring Lapari (Kumail Nanjiani, who appeared in
Season Five's "Analysis of Cork Based Networking"), the poor janitor
who historically has cleaned up the mess after every paintball game. The Dean
channeling John McClane, Jeff Winger doing reluctant Jeff Winger things and THE
RETURN OF STARBURNS ensues.
Long live the king! |
Best Line
"Occasionally, our campus erupts into a flawless, post
modern homage to action adventure mythology, mischaracterized by the ignorant
as parody." Abed, describing to Elroy Greendale's paintball tradition in the
most meta way possible. Great stuff, and just barely beating out Elroy's
mythical closing line "I have a stinky." On second thought, that
might be the line. Dammit, let's just split the difference and go with a tie.
Best Moment
Jim Rash has been killing it as the Dean here recently, and
"Modern Espionage" may have been his best work of the season. Any
other episode, and his scene where he bemoans his loss of power to Frankie's by
the book ways, followed by him trying to give the study group a cool spy name
("Dean Force...One!") would've taken this. And then the elevator
scene happened. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see an action
hero reluctantly and even accidentally take out an entire elevator of thugs?
It's as wonderful as you ever imagined. Bravo Dean, bravo! Now go see what size
suit Jeff wears; you've earned it.
MVP
Starburns! He's finally come back, and what a sight for sore
eyes that wonderful meth addict was. He may not have gotten a ton of time, but
man, just to see those unfortunate sideburns again was the best. And hey, not
some bad work as a theater critic/paintball shooter from Starburns either. If
not for Silver Ballz, I think he would've had that competition in the bag. At
least he can always find work reviewing terrible Vickie plays. Is it too much
to ask that Starburns get his own end segment where he reviews stuff like
Leonard used to do? Where is Leonard anyway? Everyone in this episode was back
except for him! Did he finally clock out
and join Pierce and Nigel Hawthorne in the most racist afterlife ever?
All hail! |
This Week's Former
Study Group Member I Missed the Most
Troy Barnes is taking this award for the second straight
week. Hey, it's not my fault they once again suggested he could be coming back.
I couldn't have been the only one who thought he was going to be Silver Ballz. For
starters, it kind of sounded like him in that opening scene, not to mention
that Troy returning as a semi-villain would've called for many a funny moment
(and a heartfelt one when Abed turned him good). Alas, it wasn't meant to be. It
has to be coming though right? I mean, they brought Shirley back in the opening
episode as Steve Webber's...something, and you can bet Pierce will return the
moment some weird Inception themed episode is conceived. Let's bring back Troy!
Come on Donald Glover, take some time from making rap albums and campaigning
(unsuccessfully sadly) to be Spider-Man. The people want Troy and Abed in the
Morning. The people NEED Troy and Abed in the Morning.
Grade
The second half surge continues for Community sixth season, with
a fantastic return to paintball that got everyone involved. Seriously, this
episode was so strong that I'm just now mentioning Vickie and Garrett's awesome
two person show that bookended the episode, and Todd returning as an even
crazier version of himself. Great stuff, an episode deserving of an A+. Even
with that, it's still the fourth best paintball episode in the Community canon,
which just goes to show you how strong those other three offerings were.
That's it kids, class is dismissed. I'll be back with
another Lists 101 sometime this week for you Community fans, and I'll be back
even sooner than that with some other, non Community columns. Till then, go
outside and play some paintball, don't have a stinky, and remember that
DUCHOVNY is always watching. A little creepy, I know.
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"The people NEED Troy and Abed in the Morning."
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